The "Muffin Top"

The Urban Dictionary, describes a muffin top as " the waist scrunching effect that results when females wear tight fitting, low-rise/ hip hugger pants along with small sized, navel exposing, midd-riff tops. The pants make the females flab spill out and over the waistband, just like the top of the muffin sits over the edge of the paper case."

Now, have you ever been walking down the street, strolling in the mall, or even cruising in your car and look out the window and see a case of the "muffin top"? Personally C.R.E.A.M. finds it gross. In what country did excess stomach fat exposed above your waistline become attractive? If you are having an enjoyable day....and your eye sight was obstructed by this....


how would you feel? You would probably be grossed out, or even mortified by the fact that someone had the audacity to leave the house with their fat rolls exposed.

Now what is almost worse....is when you can have a case of the "muffin top" even when you are wearing a shirt that IS covering your mid-riff. That would look like this.....


Lets be real people.....if you even remotely glanced in the mirror before you left the house....you knew that was inappropriate. If your body is not constructed with an ADONIS MOLD....then be smart; recognize that your body is not perfect, and wear clothing that is tasteful and brings attention to your more flattering parts. Regardless of size, if you DO NOT have a flat, washboard stomach, you too can have a case of the "muffin top."

This epidemic is easily detectable and curable. If your pants are a little too snug....either change your pants, or wear a shirt that will hide the muffin-bulge underneath. You have to also make sure that your shirt fits. (Just wear big enough clothes people) Wear shirts that come a little lower on the waistline.

Beautiful people....if you have any comments or suggestions, please feel free to comment...
C.R.E.A.M. over and out.....

"Keep it PRETTY people"